The REAL Pistachio Coffee (Decaf)

Well, someone had to do it, and who loves pistachios more than the Peppertux squad? YOU!

Yep, we took your obsession and turned it into a rich, real pistachio latte that’s totally CAFFEINE-FREE (because we’re considerate like that). It’s packed with antioxidants, vitamins, and all the minerals your body craves, like magnesium and copper.

This is our All-Day Blend, so sip away anytime—no jitters, no crashes, just pure, uninterrupted bliss.

Made with only 3 ingredients, this latte is the undisputed king of all lattes (because, obviously, pistachios are the king of all nuts). It delivers a killer flavor profile at just 60 calories per serving.

It’s VEGAN, sugar-free, syrup-free, and “natural” flavor-free. Oh, and it also doesn’t have any of the nasty stuff like refined sugars, stabilizers, preservatives, or chemicals.

Just scoop, add hot water, froth, and boom—you’re done. It’s literally easier than finding a reason to drink it.

Still not convinced? Well, we’re so confident in this blend, we’re offering a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Yep, we’re putting our business on the line here. No pressure, though! 😏