The REAL Pistachio Coffee (Caffeinated)

Well, someone had to do it, and who loves pistachios more than the Peppertux squad? YOU!

Yep, we took your craving for pistachios and made a latte that's so rich, it’ll have you questioning why you’ve been drinking anything else. Packed with antioxidants, vitamins, and all those glorious minerals like magnesium and copper, it's basically a wellness shot in a cup.

Introducing our Pick-Me-Up Blend—because we threw in a little Arabica coffee magic to keep you sharp and crash-free. Say goodbye to brain fog, hello to productivity.

Only 4 ingredients (yep, just four), and this latte reigns supreme—because pistachios are the king of all nuts, and it comes in at a measly 55 calories per serving. It’s vegan, sugar-free, and totally free of syrups, “natural” flavors, or anything remotely sketchy like refined sugars or preservatives.

Just scoop, add hot water, froth, and voilà! It’s honestly as simple as 1-2-3.

Still not convinced? Well, we’re so confident in this, we’ve got a 100% satisfaction guarantee on it—because we’re literally putting our business on the line. No pressure, though. 😜